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I'm Nuke.
I'm a dude that loves things, stuff, and orange.

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approximate-toffee-nubs:

dennys:

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When the zookeeper checked up on Norbert that night, he found him sprawled in the hay, a string of saliva escaping his gaping mouth, all four solid legs twitching, nearly galloping in place. “Dreaming again,” he whispered to himself as he locked up, “Yes, yes my large friend, romp in the vast grasslands, frolic in the savannah….dream of what lies in your heart unfulfilled.”

approximate-toffee-nubs:

dennys:

Tumblr, caption this weirdness?

When the zookeeper checked up on Norbert that night, he found him sprawled in the hay, a string of saliva escaping his gaping mouth, all four solid legs twitching, nearly galloping in place. “Dreaming again,” he whispered to himself as he locked up, “Yes, yes my large friend, romp in the vast grasslands, frolic in the savannah….dream of what lies in your heart unfulfilled.”

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

Title: Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
Plays: 388748
cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died

cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died

finalellipsis:

this right here is the sole reason he was murdered

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president